Chelsea is pissed

2004-03-24 : 1:01 a.m.


ok...so i was plannign a trip to indianapolis with one of my brothers [schue], which is going to be happening tomorrow, wednesday [k^2 for lunch if you read this on time. cell is (574)596-3082]. and then schue's girlfriend stats to talk to me. the thing is, schue typed most of this in...i only typed in when i was in jeopardy of being found out. it was a good time....and i think schue isn't getting any for a long while...

btw, schue's girlfriend goes to purdue as a....ummm...nursing major? i don't know for sure. but anyway, her name is chelsea


Chelsea (12:29:11 AM): FIRE DEPTARTMENT AT MY DORM!!!!
me (12:29:22 AM): hey, wanna cyber?
Chelsea (12:29:32 AM): wtf
me (12:29:46 AM): comon baby i know you want to :-)
me (12:29:51 AM): :-P:-P:-P
Chelsea (12:29:58 AM): you know you want me
me (12:30:06 AM): :-*:-P:-*:-*:-P:-*:-*:-P:-P:-*:-P:-*:-*:-P:-*
Chelsea (12:30:06 AM): but, no cyber unless you're eric
me (12:30:26 AM): I WANNA UH UH UH
me (12:30:32 AM): till the break of dawn
me (12:30:34 AM): i got it going on
Chelsea (12:30:43 AM): who is this
me (12:30:55 AM): wtf bithc
me (12:30:57 AM): this is ted
me (12:31:05 AM): who the fuck do you think this is
Chelsea (12:31:08 AM): you're speaking all funny tonight
me (12:31:14 AM): i went to the sig nu house tonight and had a bit to drink
me (12:31:16 AM): it was great
me (12:31:18 AM): you loved it
Chelsea (12:31:33 AM): yeah i dont believe that
me (12:31:40 AM): why not?
me (12:31:43 AM): seriously...this is me
me (12:31:54 AM): i actually wasn't in the house, i was outside of it
me (12:32:01 AM): they had some sort of think going on
Chelsea (12:32:12 AM): like what
me (12:32:17 AM): girls
Chelsea (12:32:25 AM): get any?
Chelsea (12:32:26 AM): lol
me (12:32:27 AM): some sort of punch stuff
me (12:32:29 AM): not at all
me (12:32:37 AM): hence, wannt ciber?
Chelsea (12:33:05 AM): you're too good of a friend to risk our relationship
Chelsea (12:33:06 AM): lol
me (12:33:42 AM): no i want some right now
me (12:33:53 AM): no lauhgs
me (12:34:11 AM): i'm seroiuss
Chelsea (12:34:14 AM): you never talk about getting some
me (12:34:42 AM): because scheu si alwyas hangin aruond
Chelsea (12:34:57 AM): to pick up a girl
Chelsea (12:34:58 AM): and get some
me (12:35:12 AM): and he is stlil getign wastd at sig nu tyring to get some
me (12:35:26 AM): so wanan cuber?
Chelsea (12:35:42 AM): did you guys seriously go to sig nu?
me (12:35:53 AM): hell eya h
Chelsea (12:36:16 AM): did you drink?
me (12:36:29 AM): remmgvr when scheu talked abotua the girl with the grene shirt????
Chelsea (12:36:39 AM): uhhh noo
me (12:36:46 AM): damn....to quotw my bro. "tig ol bitties"
Chelsea (12:37:02 AM): what about her
me (12:37:07 AM): that ass wsa fly
Chelsea (12:37:41 AM): you're scaring me
me (12:37:43 AM): and shcue was hittni dat shit lla niht lng
Chelsea (12:38:01 AM): no seriously
Chelsea (12:38:02 AM): what is going on
me (12:38:23 AM): lats i swa hm he had a hug ebonr
me (12:38:37 AM): i mena for scheu at elatst
Chelsea (12:38:45 AM): ted stop it
Chelsea (12:38:48 AM): seriously
me (12:39:16 AM): yuo cant mke me kober
Chelsea (12:39:33 AM): ok when i first started talking to you, you had no typos
me (12:39:42 AM): adnn stp speakainng thhe truh
Chelsea (12:39:43 AM): so i know you're lying
me (12:39:56 AM): wahta typos???
Chelsea (12:40:01 AM): STOP
Chelsea (12:40:05 AM): SERIOUSLY
me (12:40:12 AM): nate an i are drinkn right now
me (12:40:15 AM): its great
me (12:40:18 AM): u loved it
Chelsea (12:40:20 AM): you dont drink
me (12:40:33 AM): i ujst tokk thrre shts
me (12:40:41 AM): o jmi baen
me (12:40:51 AM): atht stuff tastse like ass
me (12:40:52 AM): seroisudly
Chelsea (12:41:18 AM): dont talk until you talk normal again
Chelsea (12:41:20 AM): i'm tired of this
me (12:41:45 AM): wnt me ot fnd sheu?
me (12:42:06 AM): I DIVING
me (12:42:11 AM): SHOTFUN
me (12:42:20 AM): NO BICH
me (12:43:14 AM): I WIIN
me (12:43:36 AM): LTS ROOL OT BICHSE
Chelsea (12:46:14 AM): shut up
Chelsea (12:46:19 AM): this si pissing me off
me (12:46:58 AM): wft is tu probelema"??
me (12:47:28 AM): kik
me (12:48:25 AM): i didn't know the b was there on tehr keyboard
me (12:50:15 AM): shit, i fele sick
Chelsea signed off at 12:50:39 AM. [[me blocking her]]

right now schue is calling her...and boy. i don't know. i still can't get used to the sober typing method. oh well...later.



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